Two 2017 Jettas Recalled for Seizing Engines

Whenever a recall is announced, there's good reason to hold your breath. Especially when you hear Volkswagen is recalling the 2017 Jetta because its 1.4-liter engine can seize up. Well, breath easy friends – because this recall is for two vehicles. Yes, two.

Well breathe easy unless you're one of the two unlucky ones. Then you should probably breathe fire.

"Volkswagen is giving two choices to the two owners (or one owner if they own both Jettas): VW will replace the engine block in the vehicle or buy back the vehicle. However, Volkswagen didn't say what will be paid for the new Jetta."

And while you'd think this would be the smallest recall in history, Kia says step aside, amateurs.